Zero Gravity: The Lighter Side of Science

Computer Adages

• Home is where you hang your @.
  

• The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
  

• A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
  

• You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
  

• Great groups from little icons grow.
  

• Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
  

• C:\ is the root of all directories.
  

• Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
  

• Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
  

• The modem is the message.
  

• Too many clicks spoil the browse.
  

• The geek shall inherit the earth.
  

• A chat has nine lives.
  

• Don't byte off more than you can view.
  

• Fax is stranger than fiction.
  

• What boots up must come down.
  

• Windows will never cease.
  

• In Gates we trust.
  

• Virtual reality is its own reward.
  

• Modulation in all things.
  

• A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
  

• There's no place like http://www.home.com.
  

• Know what to expect before you connect.
  

• Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
  

• Speed thrills.