Zero Gravity: The Lighter Side of Science

Why God never received a PhD

• She had only one major publication.

• It was in Hebrew.

• It had no references.

• It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

• Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

• It may be true that she created the world, but what has she done since then?

• His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

• The scientific community has had a hard time replicating her results.

• He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

• When one experiment went awry she tried to cover it by drowning her subjects.

• When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

• She rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

• Some say he had his son teach the class.

• She expelled her first two students for learning.

• Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.

• Her office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

• No record of working well with colleagues.