David M. Smith
A friend who's in liquor production
Owns a still of astounding construction.
The alcohol boils
Through old magnet coils;
She says that it's "proof by induction."
A Question of Cosmic Significance
Yelled my astro professor (named Bob),
"What's the 'three-degree background', you slob?"
I replied, "Sad to say,
Ph.D. to B.A.,
It is no guarantee of a job!"