There was a professor called Dove,
A senatoress was his love.
His child by this female
Was screwed up - by E-mail...
.edu..? or was he .gov???
There once was a keen Aberdonian
Who burnt himself frying an onion,
His mom said 'Oh, my,
I don't wish to pry,
But I think you've the wrong Hamiltonian'
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