Arthur Lesk

A girl whose frustration was chronic
Became cynical, brash and sardonic:
"I do flutters and dips,
when I wiggle my hips --
They love it when I'm anharmonic."

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A bachelor named bra took a bet
That he'd meet a young spinster named ket
He boasted he'd hail her:
"Hi ... let's make a scalar,
Or turn back to back and project"

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An abelian group lived far away,
and spent hours in his car every day.
He complained to his pa,
(For whom ab wasn't ba)
"This commuting is turning me gray."