Said Sir Isaac: "I've got a great notion
That force is a changer of motion.
Let's put it this way:
F equals ma
The rest is just sweat and devotion."
Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
Said that famous old physicist Volta
Oh captain, now where can we be,
after traveling so close to c?
Went out for a walk on the grass
Said a quantum mechanic named Steve
A semiconductor named Si
Got some arsenic stuck in his eye.
There was a young fellow named Cole
Who ventured too near a black hole.
His dv by dt
Was quite wondrous to see
But now all that's left is his soul.