Kay R. Devicci
I had a twin sister Marie,
Who went off at a speed close to c.
She came back one day
In a relative way,
And ended up younger than me.
As the cosmos expands, growing flatter,
The cosmologists argue and chatter.
Or massive neutrinos -
They want to know what's the (dark) matter.
Stephen Hawking's "no boundary" condition
As if all of you folks didn't know it,
A tachyon, moving quite fast,
My brother likes lying in hammocks;
As physics gets harder and harder,
"The Nature of Space-Time" was written
A physicist, almost in tears,
A physicist grumbled one day,
When we physicists talk about quarks,
When physicists misuse their brains
Michael Cohen - you really should meet him;
The thermo exam was quite near - o,
A physicist ran in a race
An expert on things astrophysical
With all the abortions each morn
If you care about animal rights,
These cats suffer agonized fates -
Then a physicist looks with his eye,
The English teacher said.
"You want that in coulombs or esu?",
sand the physicist, scratching his head.