Zero Gravity: The Lighter Side of Science
Top 10 (±2) Physics Pick-Up Lines (in randomized order)
By the University of Wisconsin-River Falls Society of Physics Students
" "A! U! (Au) Goldie! Over here!"
- You x Me = Love
- I want to sum the forces to your heart!
- What's a nice girl/guy like you doing in a n-dimensional space like this?
- Let's take a ride down the Quantum Tunnel of Love!
- The reduced x2 of your beauty is zero compared to the theoretical model!
- I'm trapped in the potential well of your gaze!
- Your love is at my fundamental frequency!
- In the integrated circuit of our relationship, there are no resistors, only capacitors!
- Your B aligns my spin toward you, babe!
- The size of my love creates a gravitational field that attracts only you!
- I want you to diagonalize my inertia tensor!
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