Brain Teaser Limericks

(Answers can be found below)

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1. Kindly old Grandfather Lunn
Is twice as old as his son
Twenty-five years ago
Their age ratio
Strange enough was three to one
When does Grandfather celebrate his centenary?

2. Said a certain young lady named Gwen
Of her tally of smitten young men
"one less and three more
Divided by four
Together give one more than ten"
How many boyfriends had she?

3. There was a young fellow named Clive
Whose bees number ten power five
The daughters to each son
Were as nineteen to one,
A truly remarkable hive.
How many sons (drones) were in the hive?

4. A team's opening batter named Nero
Squared his number of hits, the big hero!
After subtracting his score
He took off ten and two more
And the final result was a "zero".
How many hits did Nero make:

5. Some freshman from Trinity Hall
Played hockey with a wonderful ball;
Two times its weight
Plus weight squared, minus eight,
Gave "nothing" in ounces at all.
What was the weight of the ball?

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Answers to Zero Gravity Brain Teasers

  1. This year. He is 100; his son is 50.
  2. Gwen had forty-two boyfriends. 42-1=41. 41+3=44. 44/4=11. 11-1=10
  3. Five thousand. Ten power five=100,000. Divide that out (it was a 19:1 ratio) and you get a ratio of 95,000:5,000 (daughter:sons).
  4. Four. If you square it, you get 16. Subtract his number of hits and you get 12. Subtract 10 and then 2 more and you get 0.
  5. Two ounces. (Beach ball, or ping-pong ball?) 2x2=4. 4+22=8. 8-8=0.

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Editor: Barrett H. Ripin

August/September 1998 (Volume 7, Number 8)

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