Zero Gravity: The Lighter Side of Science

Why God never received a PhD

• She had only one major publication.
• It was in Hebrew.
• It had no references.
• It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
• Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
• It may be true that she created the world, but what has she done since then?
• His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
• The scientific community has had a hard time replicating her results.
• He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
• When one experiment went awry she tried to cover it by drowning her subjects.
• When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
• She rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
• Some say he had his son teach the class.
• She expelled her first two students for learning.
• Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
• Her office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
• No record of working well with colleagues.